I don’t think I was 10 years old when the Harbor Freeway was
just a graded mound of dirt that passed by my house in Gardena. It was paved down
to El Segundo a couple of miles north of me up to the beautiful Pasadena Freeway just north of downtown Los Angeles.
I would ride sometimes push my Huffy bike, replete with ape
hangers and banana seat, up and over that mound tossing packs of firecrackers
into the air heralding my arrival to the top. I was King of the Dirt Pile.
In those days I was spellbound by my ABC’s, Asimov, Bradbury
and Clarke. My imagination ran wild and I would often be lost in my hopelessly
eternal reverie. Even so, I was acutely aware of my surroundings.
Lying in the grass watching the clouds roll by I would often
get distracted by the sound of a bug crawling through the blades and roll over
to investigate.
At that time I still had a father who cared about me even
though my mother and he had been divorced and my mother remarried.
He’d buy me pretty much anything I asked for, within reason,
as he was fairly pragmatic as well as a hardworking man.
I say fairly pragmatic as I owned no less than 5 different
chemistry sets. They ranged from beginner to ATOMIC! (There were limited child
protection laws at that time so parents could buy you dangerous chemicals then beat
you up if you did anything wrong …in fact YOU as a child could buy dangerous
chemicals at the local five and dime! I used to make gunpowder, but that’s a
whole ‘nuther story…)
The house we lived in had been converted into a war dorm for
returning soldiers during WWI maybe WWII, I’m not sure but it was old enough to
have been fitted with gas piping throughout.
I had a little kitchenette off my bedroom upstairs with sink
and counter and ice block refrigerator. This is where I set up my laboratory!
Glass tubing, rubber corks on beakers and of course a BUNSEN
BURNER!
It was there in that kitchenette alcove that I first
developed my foaming instant paint remover. My only problem was that it also
dissolved Formica and linoleum. I was Colin Clive, ‘It’s alive, alive!’
That particular day it poured swiftly out from the beaker
above the blue flame of the burner, a blood colored foam expanding
exponentially as it touched the air flowing over the Formica counter top and down
my mother’s meticulously painted wall to the linoleum below. It was truly a day
of days!
The wind rustled the curtains as it blew through my bedroom
window that balmy afternoon; I was bathed in the glow of the sun. In the
distance a barely audible choir was singing.
I was ecstatic; the purple red foam was everywhere. Suddenly
a rapidly moving gnawing thought crawled up my back and into my brain. My
mother would soon be home.
I could hear the half hour toll in the town’s clock tower,
‘Bonnnggg!’ If I was Colin Clive then my mom was Gary Cooper and the inevitable
analogy was drawn. It was either strap on my six-shooter or ride out of Dodge, fast.
There was danger in the air. I was in danger. The town folk were locking doors
and shuttering their windows, they could smell trouble brewing. They knew it
and I knew it. It was going to be High Noon on the moon and Gary was going to
win.
She always does!
She always does!